Now That's What I Call Class--The Gold Mouse

The Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse (not to be confused the the piratey USB hub) is actually plastic. Which is why it costs $35 and not $35 gajillion. To its credit though, it does have a scroll wheel. But still, why anybody would actually pay for this garish piece of bullionshit (count it) is beyond me. That said, I bought one as a gag gift for The Superficial Writer. He loves this kind of crap. And also, American Idol.

Logitech VX Nano Cordless Laser Mouse for Notebooks

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• The ultra-portable Logitech® VX Nano Cordless Laser Mouse for Notebooks is ready for use mouse.
• Plug it to the notebook and forget it.
• The world's smallest, Cordless Laser Mouse.
• Once plugged into your notebook it can be used whenever and wherever you open the notebook.
• Hyper-fast Scrolling.
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Logitech VX Nano Cordless Laser Mouse for Notebooks (Black)